Cookie Monster asks the most important questions of our time. [x]

(Source: clarence-odbody, via slumpyspaceprincess)

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kalories:

i hate the phrase “life is short” because life is literally the longest thing that any of us will ever experience

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shouldnt:

I AM SO EXCITED TO WEAR SWEATERS AGAIN

(via icanbeyourambrosiaandhoney)

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columbiaphoenix:

counting-teacups:

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

writing adult emails is awful

its like

hi [name of person], 

this formatting is making me uncomfortable but I have to tell you something / ask you something that is vital to my career as a student. 

I re-read and edited that sentence for an hour, but you’ll probably just glance over it for half a second.

thanks! 

- [name]

k

-professor

(Source: countingteacups, via papagenoswag)

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nursejoy:

me when i’m not ok but I don’t want people to worry about me

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(via smilethroughthosetears)

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me:im adorable like im literally the cutest person in every room i walk into
me 4 seconds later:behold the trash lord
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cursethegoldfish:

"Free shipping on all orders"

(Source: lolgifs.net, via paralalunaroja)

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riderphanomhive:

memeguy-com:

There is no good and evil there is only power

riderphanomhive:

memeguy-com:

There is no good and evil there is only power

(via gratefulearthangel)

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